It's harder than it sounds...

Can you name the 4 groups in under 10 minutes?

http://www.sporcle.com/games/famousfoursomes.php

It's harder than it sounds. Also, 10 minutes could give me plenty of time to Google but I chose not to and scored 61. Not too damn bad, if I do say so myself!

What were your scores?

Found on mental_floss

Deploy the ROLLING LIGHTNING ATTACK!

I totally stole this offline but it is fucking hilarious. The entire post can be found here: http://http://divisibleby0.com/murder/

Thanks Matthew!

I believe in love

This actually is the most sense that anyone has made about Prop. 8 so far. I applaud Ken Olberman for this declaration for love.

I never wanted to die a more delicious death....

Then when I decided I needed a year supply of http://www.baconnaise.com/

Historical Times in the U.S.A.

I meant what I said about being glad the damn election is over. I am so tired of thinking about it all the time, hearing about it everywhere, and listening to complete strangers rant at me about what their beliefs are. Seriously, enough.

That being said, I couldn't help that notice that another monumental thing happened other than the election of our country's first African-American President. I don't know if anyone else watched his Victory speech, but I noticed something that was said that I cannot recall ever being said by a President-Elect. He mentioned the gays. Right there in Chicago on national TV after kicking the crap out of McCain. Word up, yo.

Also, I have never seen a more gracious concession speech than McCain's. He is truly a great American. I'm just really, really glad his cryptkeeper family didn't make it into the White House. Or his beauty queen evil sidekick.

Stop Doing Stupid Shyt!

Happy Election Day!

see Sarah Palin pictures

Seriously, I will be so fucking glad when today is over. I am tired of this election already! I get it! It's a monumental election! But, jeez, enough already.

I am falling apart, man...

So, here is what I started my Monday with. First, I have had a sharp pain in my neck since Friday. You know those ones you wake up with that feel like someone is stabbing you with a million red-hot toothpicks? Yeah, I have one of those. Yeasterday I had a therapist massage it and it felt so much better. I barely felt it at all, actually. So I wake up this morning and BOOM! It's like I can't move without it seizing up! Yes, I am a big pussy. I know.

Second, my temporary crown comes loose. Again. I don't get the permanent one until Thursday and this mofo is starting to wiggle off. I didn't need a root canal on the tooth before the crowning so it has ALL THE DAMN NERVES that normal teeth do. And it is on the same side as my god damn neck pain. YIPPEE! I may actually firebomb the building today because I am a weeeeee bit cranky.

I hate Mondays. Bah!!