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I ordered a new shirt today. Lookit:





And this will now make my 3rd Star Wars shirt. Yep, pretty sure I am now an official Dork. Oh well.

via Shirtroid

Is Tyrone Biggums making a comeback?

I just read today that Dave Chappelle is working on a new TV show. I hope it gets picked up and I hope it is as funny as The Chappelle Show, though I highly doubt it will be another sketch comedy show. You know, he took a lot of flak for leaving Comedy Central at the height of his career but the man had morals. And his moral integrity told him that he was no longer being treated like an artist but more like an object. Gotta admit, not many people in his position would have walked away from a $20 Million dollar contract just for the principle. I'm glad he's back 'cause...I've missed his crazy ass. Let's hope it is a mocumentary (a la Arrested Development) about Eddie & Charlie Murphy in the Eighties.

In honor of those damn hippies!

Today marks the 34th anniversary of the Monterey Pop Festival. Held in 1967 in Monterey, California, it was one of the first widely promoted and heavily attended rock festivals, attracting an estimated 55,000 total attendees with up to 90,000 people present at the event's peak at midnight on Sunday. The festival is remembered for the first major American appearances by Jimi Hindrix and The Who, as well as the first major public performances of Janis Joplin (yes ma'am!)

Ironically, The Rolling Stones didn't play this festival. Now, how the hell does that happen?? I mean, you have this huge musical eargasm occurring at a time when acid is flowing freely and hippies are all about the psychedelic sound and you forget to invite the fucking STONES, man??? Well, to make up for it they did let Brian Jones (guitarist) introduce Hendrix. Still, I feel this is a travesty. With that in mind, I give you The Rolling Stones:

5 Awesome Quotes About Drunkards!

As a person who enjoys large quantities of barley-filled deliciousness, I found these quotes highly amusing! Enjoy.

1. "Being drunk is a good disguise. I get drunk so I can talk to assholes. This includes me." - Jim Morrison

2. "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The problem is I can never remember if it's the 13th or the 14th one." - George Burns

3. "The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober." - William Butler Yeats

4. "A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive." - Demetri Martin

5. "Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!" - Dave Atell